also,

almost 1 year has passed since my last crappy post. i am a dick.

Reno!

at long last, i embark on another trip to glorious reno this weekend. shall i again win $300 on slot machines? again win $130 on roulette, while losing on craps and blackjack, games with comparably colossal odds? or shall i again share a country fried steak with an overweight accountant and his recently purchased drunken ukrainian bride?

reno is a place of endless possibilities.

this trip, i shall be called Burt Chandling, a pool and spa salesman from Walnut Creek.