Friday, June 17, 2005

the rise and fall and rise of the cold cowboy

just when you think you've hit rock bottom your boss turns around and gives you an over 50% raise.

this place is truly crazy.

drinks are on the cowboy.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

the rise and fall of the cold cowboy

friends,

it is truly a yank crime that i haven't been updating this record more often. over the past weeks my job environment has gone from mere comical ridiculousness to pure, vile insanity constituting a diarrheal elephantine shit-dump on three thousand years of human logic.

sadly, it seems cruelty of this magnitude has raised apathy rather than creativity in our hero. though to his credit he has managed to continue a long and flawless streak of nonsmoking, i am pleased to report that his use of alcohol is on the up-and-up!